A conversation
July 23rd, 2007This one just made me laugh.
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Unnamed friend: Check out my new shirt. It’s ~soft~.
Me: Oooh, it is soft. *pause* And pink.
Unnamed friend: It’s not pink! It’s orange!
Me: It’s NOT orange. It’s pink. *points to the orange jelly bracelet he’s wearing* THAT is orange.
Unnamed friend: Well… it’s kind of orange. It’s not pink!
Me: Sorry, man, it really is.
*he goes away for a few, comes back*
Unnamed friend: It’s not pink.
Me: It is, but it’s not pink like *points to MP3 player case* It’s a much manlier shade of pink.
Unnamed friend: Hrm… manly pink.
*he leaves again, comes back*
Unnamed friend: …and besides, it puts me higher up in the class system, since only higher class people wear gay colors like this.
*This is the point where I just completely lose it and the whole floor can hear me cracking up. He leaves and comes back again.*
Unnamed friend: Salmon. It’s called salmon.
Me: Salmon is a kind of pink.
Unnamed friend: No. It’s just salmon. Not pink. Salmon.
*Then he gave me a cookie. Oatmeal raisin. So I guess that means we’re still friends, even if his shirt is pink.*
Salmon is totally a shade of pink. Granted a shade with orange undertones. It’s like the reverse of peach which is orange with pinkish undertones.
Comment by Lizzie � July 23, 2007 @ 18:04 pm