All week long, I’ve been a day ahead of reality. It’s a shame because it means that the week will feel that much longer. I don’t think that I’m the only one, either, since people have been calling in sick or taking vacation days or "working from home".
I also can’t seem to figure out how people can say early on Thursday morning "Only one day left." By my count it’s actually 2 – today and tomorrow. I’m not sure if, for some people, Friday just doesn’t count, or if (as one person put it) Thursday doesn’t count because "we’re already here". I can’t reconcile it in my head, anyway.
To make matters even worse, I decided to throw a last minute "School’s out for summer" party for Spawn. I bought an ice cream cake and invited a handful of people over. Surely this is more of a Friday kind of celebration, but instead his last day is a Thursday… why make him wait?
Anyway, consider this a plea. Someone out there needs to figure out a way that we can skip Friday morning and afternoon and just go straight to the weekend. Someone MUST know how to accomplish this 