I just want to pee in *somebody’s* cup!
August 30th, 2005So for the past 5 months now, I have been expecting a drug test. Stopped smoking of the green in preparation and gave up poppy seeds. I don’t miss the pot, but I do miss the seeds.
Hard rolls, bagels, lemon poppy seed muffins. I LOVE these things and, until I actually take a drug test, I cannot have any of them, for fear of being thought a junkie.
Man, I just want poppy seeds again. There are no track marks. Check my arms, check between my toes - no track marks. I would never stick a needle in my vein. I just want a muffin!
The second they let me pee in their cup and the test comes back negative, I’m going to sit me down with a poppy seed bagel, a sandwich on a poppy seed hardroll and a lemon poppy seed muffin and I am going to go to town.
I never really thought that I felt this way about those stupid black seeds that get stuck in your teeth, but I tell ya, all I really want is a goddamned muffin.
~FG };^>
