Campfyre Stories

This is one meme that I wasn’t able to steal without participating on the blog where I would have otherwise stolen it.  My interviewer today is the fabulous Miss Britt (and if you haven’t read her blog, go do it now.  I’ll wait.):

1. What is the sexiest thing about yourself?

Since my real answer isn’t one I’m able to put into words, I’ll say my affected Kathleen Turner phone voice.

2. If you had to wear a sign that described yourself in one word -  what would it be?

It would say "FyreGoddess". 

3.  If you came with a warning label, what would it say?

"If you play with Fyre, you might get burned."

4. What makes you sad?

People who take my warning label seriously, the current US political climate, feeling helpless to change things that effect the people I care about, snow, broken netflix discs.  *sniffle*  *cry*  I can’t go on…

5. When was the last time you laughed so hard you peed yourself… or came damn close?

When I found out that my dad sued Hooters for gender discrimination - and won.  I’m still laughing.

And to finish the whole thing off, if you want to be interviewed:

1. *Jump up and down, waving your hand madly while you shout, "Me! Me! Me!  Pick me!  Fyre!  Pick me!"  Or, I suppose, if you’re no fun at all, you can just ask nicely. *
2. *I will respond by asking you five questions (in email). I get to pick the questions (be afraid). *
3. *Update your weblog with the answers to the questions.  And, you know, probably the questions themselves…  for context. *
4. *Include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post, unless you’re a total stick-in-the-mud, in which case I will cry and you will be added to my list of things that make me sad. *
5. *When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions or smack them with a fish (halibut for preference).*